
Here is the knit stitch. Perhaps you are familiar with it. The person who makes a fabric composed of stitches like this is called a knitter. This seems obvious to me, but the evidence presented to me recently shows that there are some who disagree.
I believe that if a knit stitch is made, it doesn't matter if you made it with your teeth and it took you two hours. You are a knitter. It doesn't matter if you prefer to form it in complete darkness under an elderberry tree on the night of the new moon. You are a knitter.
So it further follows that I don't ever want to hear one knitter say to another, "You're doing it wrong." Twice in the last four days I have heard a story containing that phrase. Twice my blood has boiled. The first story was told to me by a young lady who seemed to hold no ill will for what happened to her. That's okay, I mustered enough ill will for the both of us. She had learned to knit from a book, and was finishing up her first project, a scarf. She went to dinner with a friend of hers. The friend's mother, a knitter, came along. This woman took one look at the scarf, declared "You're doing it all wrong!" and ripped it out. Yup, you heard correctly. Then the knitter proceeded to teach her how to do it "right". My guess is that the young lady was twisting her stitches (she couldn't tell me what exactly was wrong, only that now evidently, it was right). The other story was from a left handed knitter who knits by moving stitches from the right needle to the left, just like I do. She was told that she was doing it wrong (I could rant about this in particular, but
Diane already has), and was very embarrassed as all the other knitters in the room looked at her as if they had suddenly discovered she had two heads.
If someone ever says to you "You're doing it wrong.", you have my permission to spit in their eye. And if you ever see someone knitting differently than you do, don't you dare tell him/her it is all wrong. Try something like this. "That looks uncomfortable to me. Do you find it comfortable?" "Your stitches are twisted. Did you know that?" "I've never seen anyone knit with their needle between their knees before. How did you come upon that method?" You could learn something intriguing instead of being rude. And the truth is, the knitter who is rude is the one that it doing it all wrong.